Top Ten Things The NWO Forgot When Planning
[Editor's Note: This item was sent to me by Don Croft with
the following note: "Here's something someone sent me. I don't know
who composed it, but I thought you'd get a kick out of it. The person who
sent it asked me if I wrote it, but I told her that I don't drink beer,
so it can't be me ;-) I really don't know where this came from, but I think
the person who wrote it is in the military or works for the bad guys--at
least I hope so. ~Don"]
From Don Croft <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Feb. 2, 2004
TOP TEN THINGS YOU FORGOT WHEN PLANNING THE WORLD TAKEOVER
Number 10 - There are more than a million of us for each
one of you, and we don't really like you very much- because you keep trying
to kill us.
Number 9 - We know how desperate you are to appear
like you are actually still in control of the situation.
Number 8 - Despite many years of effort on your part to stamp
us out, we are *ahem* still here, and growing exponentially.
Number 6 - Your system is not sustainable. We sometimes enjoy
watching the contortions you go through trying to keep it up and running,
but lately we are getting hungry and that makes our BS detectors more active.
Number 5 - Everything you have depends entirely on us, since
you guys usually can't even locate the 'on' switch. So, even if you push
'the button,' WE still have to push SEVERAL THOUSAND MORE buttons in order
for anything to happen. Most likely, when you tell us to 'look sharp,' we
will just crack a beer and fart.
Number 4 - In order for people to be good zombies, they have
to be fully aware of what you are doing, in order to successfully pretend
they don't know.
Number 3 - Punishment loses its effectiveness with overuse, and you are
WAAAY past the point of overuse.
Number 2 - Nobody actually believes clouds are long straight
lines that come out of airplanes.
Number 1 - There is a God. (see universe for reference.)
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