Tom Flocco Joins Webb & Hartwell in Liar's Hall of DeFame
Satire by Victor Thorn
October 25, 2005
Revealed: Tom Flocco's Next Ten Articles
As everyone knows, Tom Flocco's credibility has plummeted
to new lows with his recent bogus articles about Barbara Olson, the Chicago
shootings, the Bush-Cheney indictments (which he said actually took place
last July), and a slew of other obviously false stories. These sensationalistic-disinformation
pieces always quote "unnamed sources" and provide no verification
whatsoever. Of course none of these "sources" even exist because
all he's doing is making this stuff up. It's that simple. Thus, anyone with
even one ounce of sense now knows that anything Flocco publishes should
be taken with a pound of salt (not just a grain of salt).
Luckily for us here at WING TV, these same "unnamed sources"
that have supposedly been feeding information to Flocco and the other shysters
recently contacted us with a list of Tom Flocco's next ten articles. Due
to the amount of crap he has been taking, it now seems he is focusing his
attention on the alternative media.
It is our intention to examine these potential "news
stories" and verify whether they are legitimate, or once again outright
fakeries, which is so often the case with Flocco. So, without further ado
TOM FLOCCO's NEXT TEN STORIES
1) Mike Ruppert found in homosexual tryst with Exxon executive.
2) George Noory has discovered the identity of the shadow
rodents that he's been seeing in his house and along the highway, and it
turns out to be none
other than Art Bell.
Analysis: Although Noory has admitted on
his radio show to seeing "shadow rodents," he and Art Bell live
in different geographical locations around the country. So, unless "shadow
rodents" can teleport themselves at will, there is no validity to the
above story. FALSE.
3) Revealed: Alex Jones is seen at Bohemian Grove bowing at
the altar of an omnipotent Owl where he is worshipping the Almighty Dollar
Analysis: Very likely TRUE! Considering
how Alex Jones sold-out and betrayed the Gray Family to ABC's 20/20, the
way his wife scolded Michael Corbin for not pushing the sale of his videotapes
hard enough, and how his show has become nothing more than one big long
Flocco is probably right on the mark with this story.
4) Jeff Rense has been abducted by an alien UFO entity where
he was subsequently given a new Tiny Tim wig to wear as a disguise.
Analysis: Even though Rense is known to
wear wigs, false glasses, and contact lenses to conceal his identity, there
seems to be no validity to the above story. FALSE.
5) Nicholas Levis and Kyle Hence of 9-11 Mafia fame are going
to have sex-change operations and re-name themselves "The Gatekeeper
Analysis: Even though Levis and Hence are
notorious for concealing the truth about 9-11 and the World Trade Center
controlled demolitions, as far as we can tell, this story has no legs. FALSE.
6) Patriot Jim Kujawa is one of the most dedicated patriots
in America, and his committment to exposing and defeating the New World
Order is unparalleled.
Analysis: True with 100% accuracy. Flocco
hit the nail on the head with this one.
7) Jack Blood has become such a lap-dog sycophant to Alex
Jones by refusing to expose his censorship practices that he has now taken
to mowing his grass, raking his leaves, and cleaning his garage on the weekends
- all free of charge.
Analysis: Although it is true that Blood
- a staunch anti-censorship proponent - has blatantly shirked from his responsibility
as an independent journalist to denounce Alex Jones' sordid censorship practices,
we have uncovered no evidence that Blood is serving as a weekend handyman
for Jones (even though John Stadtmiller did say that Blood considered Alex
Jones his "hero" ... how pathetic is that?). FALSE.
Goodman, Air America, Counterpunch, Truthout, Antiwar.com, and a slew
of other liberal alternative press venues are finally going to start
confronting the issue of 9-11 by exposing the truth instead of shielding
and protecting George Bush and his cabal of mass-murdering criminals.
Analysis: We would love to think this story
is true, but when one examines the track record of these phony false-front
operatives, it is only wishful thinking. As far as we can determine, they'll
continue - like the corporate mainstream media - to promote the left/right
paradigm and keep accepting
big money pay-off "grants" to keep them quiet about 9-11 Truth.
9) Breaking News: God just informed Phil "Commander Pod"
Jayhan that he will discover Flight 77 on the lost city of Atlantis.
Analysis: Despite the fact that Jayhan once
wanted to dredge the entire Atlantic Ocean to search for all four 9-11 airliners,
and he thought that a dead Mossad agent was hacking into his website, we
cannot verify that God is actually communicating with Phil Jayhan about
10) Tom Flocco, Sherman Skolnick, Tom Heneghan, Sorcha Faal,
Fintan Dunne, and Lenny Bloom are exposed as complete phonies who are duping
the public and discrediting the alternative media with their gossip-rag
bogus sensationalistic stories.
These charlatans have now been so thoroughly discredited that
they're nothing more than laughing-stocks, and anyone who believes one word
they say is an even bigger fool than they are.
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